Were you lured here by the promise of a pretty lady in a bra? Regardless of your answer, watch Patterns first and then Patterns 2. Only then will you deserve the song and dance—and flesh—of Patterns 3.
Romania's Omagiu Magazine says: "Patterns is a coloured amphetamine that spreads through your entire body, triggering all of your senses simultaneously."
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