Back in the day, people had to make their own porn using a Commodore 64 running AutoCAD. This guy just can't quite get it to "look real," but I think we can all agree he's very, very close. From the Italian horror film "Zombie 5: Killing Birds," which doesn't have a single zombie in it.

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