
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality
6 months ago
three overweight cops take down one neo-hippie and his very small penis.
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but in this case I think the crowd would have been shot at, americans are too easy on the trigger. and the guy had it coming...police brutality was wrong, but he was warned several times.
I'm all for dissent, but he was just high and naked, there's a huge difference. I don't think Paul Revere was Lady Godiva. Nor was he a Dragnet special.
But, by all means, keep doing the mind altering drugs... I'm sure someday I'll see "The Wizard" on the underpass asking for change. Sadly, I don't carry change.
The wizard dude was breaking the law.
They asked him nicely to put his clothes on. It seems like they would have let him go had he decided to comply with their request.
They gave him plenty of warnings.
After over two minutes of warnings they tried to arrest him peaceably.
When he resisted they tried simple compliance techniques - wrist locks, arm locks and blunt pressure. (Yes, a blow to the short ribs is going to hurt, but it is going to get you to roll over, and you probably won't even get a bruise, much better than a tazer.)
Then, finally they upgraded to tazers to bring him into custody.
And morally equating being naked in public and using your cell phone in a hospital is absurd. Plus, using your cell phone in the hospital is against the rules of the hospital, not the law of the state.
@Coleman, Good job, you explained some differences between 2 things. You must have extra intelligence to do this. If only those differences were relevant to this argument. The argument as implied by Kori's list of petty crimes, was that petty rules/crimes can be especially petty depending on the location/situation. And especially in this situation, the extent of enforcement should reflect the level of the crime. We, of sound mind, say that it did not, by any means.
@lauren. Since you see in black and white as well, and seem to imply illegal activity is illegal activity. I hope the next time you go 1 mph over the speed limit, jaywalk, or litter, that you get karma'd with a few tazers to your spine. Or maybe we should just allow officers to use lethal force and simply shoot dead anyone who commits any crime big or small. Is good?
@Rachel White. How do you know he wasn’t hurting anyone? How do you know that the reason the police confronted him was because there were complaints about his nudity? Did you talk to every single person at Coachella and see how they felt about his nudity? Doubt it.
@BarackObama. Thank you for noticing all the techniques that all cops are taught to subdue an unruly person. As you so clearly saw, as he became more beligerent, the techniques were escalated until the taser became a necessary tool. And what you can’t tell is he hit him right above the ass with the two prongs. He didn‘t get a very good connection so he isn‘t getting the full juice. So the officer was forced to press the taser right up to his chest to try and subdue him. And Lauren seems like to me the type of person that if she were to go 1 mph over the limit or jaywalk, she would go along with the officer to avoid being tasered.
when they tried to arrest him, he kept resisting and fighting back. What did he expect would happen?
But thanks for the reasonable and meaningful discourse. People complaining when the police do their job in a reasonable way distract and demean real complaints on police brutality.
Oh and-
That really was a tiny penis.
Police brutality or police incompetence.
Also, tiniest penis ever. I mean I'm not hung like a mule or anything, but he makes me look like John Holmes. Maybe it was really cold out or something.
He was asked repeatedly to put his clothes back on. Given the venue and event, he probably would have been sent on his way or given a citation. But, he refused.
When the officers tried to take him into custody, he resisted. Officers are trained to use the least possible method of force to take people into custody. It was clear they tried that and then were forced into escalating their levels of force to include pain compliance.
When that failed, using the Taser was necessary. CS spray could also be used, but it can also affect the officers and the bystanders turning a simple arrest into a medical incident if lots of people get sprayed. The Taser is also a safer choice for officers as they don’t have to be very close to the subject and the subject is usually more compliant afterward.
Another thing to consider is being under the influence. That is a huge unknown and officers have to consider he may be under the influence of alcohol or drugs. It would be a huge risk for officer safety to only think this person was sober.
I commend the officers on their professionalism and restraint in how they handled the situation. They know dozens of cameras were recording them and that may have played a part in how the handled themselves. And, I’m sure they were told by command staff to be low-key while patrolling the event. Coachella is a fantastic event with lots of kids having fun. Sometimes, a person takes it too far.
You can't play cops they will always get the last laugh, in this case he deserved it
When you get pulled over for speeding and you get a ticket, do you still blame the cop for making you speed? But if he gave you a warning instead, would you insist on the ticket? I mean come on people... but go ahead and call him a pig... Some people should work for their rights.
Who are we protecting?
weak, fearful people.
pacifistic democrats synthesized. I wish i lived in a land where a citizen can stop cops who over exert their force.
That is what responsible citizenship is all about.
If Iraqi insurgents beat and tazered a captured American soldier, who was trying to *kill* them in their own country, you would all be in a frenzy about the torture.
But a weird naked wizard...
This guy chose to do something socially unacceptable in a public and social setting and will have to pay a cost for that choice. This was not a nudist concert. If it was clothing optional there would be no problem but he opted to do something outside the accepted norm and paid a price for doing so. Consider what might've happened to him 50 or more years ago, he is lucky to live in a time and place that the cops acceptable behavior was to tazer him. It could've been much worse.
What I wish had happened: Other people get nekid all around, THAT would have been the cool crowd response...
These cops are poorly trained and/or lazy. They should have easily been able to arrest the guy once he was on the ground but couldn't. The 300 pound cop knee drops him and backs off so he can justify the taser. They taser him in the NECK and HEART repeatedly.
I'm disgusted at all of you that think that's anything but incompetent police work. Those cops should be taken off the beat until they're properly retrained.
However, I would say the cops were quite restrained in handling this guy who's clearly tripping. They didn't want to hurt him, and that's why three big guys had trouble bringing him down - because if they were dealing with a street thug next to a 7eleven, things would have looked very different. They would have needed to cause an injury to stop this guy - and they did not want to at this event. They were diplomatic to a fault.
Causing an injury to incapacitate him would have truly shocked everyone watching - they know they can't do that. And he wasn't dangerous, just squirmy and resistant. So yeah, it's dumb that nudity is illegal. But since it is, the cops acted fairly and sympathetically. They clearly were not interested in hurting him or "teaching him a lesson".
You rule Erick. LOL!!!
I really wonder what the sight of a naked man could do to a human that would justify to use of a possibly lethal pain-compliance device.
@Kori. The parents would be to told to dress the child or get a ticket and/or be asked to leave.
@Maria. WTF. Comparing this situation to Nazis. You got some serious issues lady. Hitler/Nazis exterminated millions and millions of a race of people. You're fucking nuts. Thats like comparing apples and fucking crazy nazi motherfuckers.
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lulz...
those kinds of jobs attract the worst kinds of people. isn't it ironic that they're supposed to be protecting us?
I would say that contrary to popular opinion however, the true role of the police is not to actually protect people. FACT: In the U.S., the police have no legal duty to protect people and cannot be held liable if they fail to do so. In reality they are just glorified crime janitors.
The real purpose cops serve is to threaten violence against anyone that doesn't with to comply with the government extortion racket. Those that resist will be attacked. Those that defend themselves effectively (with a weapon of their own) will be killed.
That's the wonderful world we live in.
Hey Seth where did you get your "Fact" exactly? I mean, you are dick if you think this country would be the same without cops. Look at New Orleans after Katrina, where people were shooting at people from rooftops, looting stores, and killing and raping people. Go live in Somalia where there is no policing. You are in for a stark realization about how good it is here. It's douche bags like you that try to get people to hate cops. I'm sure its because you got busted with a little pot or you doing something you weren't supposed too. And you told all your buddies you were harrassed because of your skin color, or how you dressed, or what you were driving in. Grow up and be a man. If you were held up at gun point, and the guy got away, you'd be crying that the cops weren't there to help you. Quit being such a pussy, and leave if you don't like it.
1. People aren't going to risk being thrown out of the BEST festival on earth, if they were to interfere with the cops (especially after having paid and gone out to the middle of fucking nowhere).
2. That guy was on Acid, LSD and Crack ... freedom of speech please. He was fucking stoned and the cops don't like that.. they gave him plenty of chances before it escalated.
Why not have compulsory drug testing all ticket holders
AND YES Tasers are way way better than battons... unless your wrongfully beaten with them, as they don't leave photogenic bruises for court
To be fair, they gave him lots of chances to go quietly - he refused.