This mock trailer (for a film that will not be made) was created as an entry in Mefune Akira's Trailer Competition. The competition rules, while fairly open and loose, included one fun and unique requirement: a list of five seemingly random lines of dialogue that must be included in the trailer.

More info about the competition, including links to the other entries, can be found here:
tmoaradio.com/vb/showthread.php?t=1740

My entry was made with Moviestorm, augmented with some compositing tricks, and it features an original music score. I hope its silliness and absurdity brings you half as many laughs as I received while making it.

This is the standard "All Audiences" version of the trailer. There is also a "red band" version of the trailer (uncensored), I'll include a link to that once it's available.

Downloadables in QuickTime and DivX of both the standard and red band versions are available at:
z-studios.com/films/blast-supper/