I'm back in the Bay Area for awhile, and I ran into this dude two weeks ago at Target. The first thing he says is, "I had the biggest crush on you in middle school. Freshman year? You broke my heart."

It was like ... whoa. I came in for Clearasil, and I'm leaving with a big-ass barrel o' guilt. Thanks, dude.

But we recovered fast and somehow ended up sitting, walking and talking for the next four hours. This is him at Barnes & Noble, describing his personal picture of ethics.

Fun Fact: Michael defines his idea of "a good person," and admits he consciously doesn't live that way.