Remember these shits? I decided I would upload them to vimeo for posterity, although I can't find a couple of them.

Some unmade dalasZones:

dalas: Hi! I'm dalas verdugo, and I'm going to hold my breath forever!

(dalas takes deep breath and holds breath for about 10 seconds)

Cut to: Shot of dalas sitting in back of ambulance with oxygen mask over face and EMS worker taking his blood pressure.

Cut to: dalasZone graphic, POW!

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(Shot of dalas holding chocolate ice cream cone)

dalas: Hi! I'm dalas verdugo, and my favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate!

(dalas is about to take a lick of the ice cream, but a FRIEND enters frame)

Friend: dalas, hold on. I've got some bad news. Too many people have chocolate as their favorite flavor of ice cream. You're going to have to go with another flavor.

dalas: Like what?

Friend: Well...really all that's left is Rum Raisin.

dalas:.....Oh.....Ok

(Friend gives dalas a cone of rum raisin ice cream, dalas stares sadly at the cone)

Cut to: dalasZone graphic, POW!