I used to distort people's faces with Polaroid SX-70s (dareland.com/emulsionalproblems ), but now that Polaroid doesn't make the film any more, I have to make do with Power Goo, a lovely little program that lets you turn anyone into a mutant. The big difference, of course, is I didn't take any of these shots, putting them in a different sort of legal limbo. Do I have to ask permission to turn someone's head into a dick? Some people think so. Not helping matters is the song, which is The Sinister Minister by Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, and which YouTube refused to post. They would only let me put it up with bad Klezmer music (youtube.com/watch?v=8ALAODAHq8g ). This one's much better.