Thanks to John for reminding me of Chris Ollis's wonderful 'flat people', thanks to KV for working some modding alchemy to persuade these wonderful mocap files to work in Moviestorm, thanks to Quasimodder for his glorious western set and thanks to Writerly for finding and animating the tiger.

Sound effects found at Freesound freesound.org/home/
Music by Manegi jamendo.com/en/track/226228/cowboy

Lyrics in English

My boots are made of lead!
My gun is made of tin!
I say howdy partner to my best friend!
I swing around my lasso and catch all the enemies!
I play real poker with everyone I know!

Cowboy - uuuh -
cowboy in the Wild West!
Cowboy - Hmm -
cowboy in the Wild West!

I ride my ass!
I call it the Iron!
I ride right from sydney and Skjern!
Fifteen mil to Svendborg! It is far!
But I must ride to Svendborg,
whatever is short or long!

I just can not wait just about all of my gray steed!
And I see a frown,
I am not stuck!
Hours and hours have passed! It's hard to get a foot off my ass iron -
I've lost my joints!

Cowboy - uuuh -
cowboy in the Wild West!
Cowboy - Hmm -
cowboy in the Wild West!

(Guitar solo)

Cowboy - uuuh -
cowboy in the Wild West!
Cowboy - Hmm -
cowboy in the Wild West!
Cowboy - uuuh -
cowboy in the Wild West!
Cowboy - Hmm
- cowboy in the Wild West x3!

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