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This is a film I made in 2005 for the BBC.

“I guess this thing is about having a small dick, and it’s horrible saying that because it’s true….

And why is it such a problem? This is what this film is about”.

My Penis and I follows my two-year journey to discover if size matters.

It charts the effect my penis has had on my life, my family and my relationship with my girlfriend Nicola.

The film is now out of BBC licensing and I am free to distribute it non-commercially.

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  • Andrea Allen staff 1 year ago
    You're a brave guy! Nice work.
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  • It is a very good video. I'm now in my forties and up to now I was not comfortable with my dick. At first it was because I was circumcised shortly after birth. I asked but not even my parents would answer. At school I was the only circumcised shaft around and it made me look at it as smaller than it really was. So I grew a bit shy, and wanted to but could not meet women, mostly because I was unsure of myself. I'm average in size but big in girth but I didn't find out until I was in my thirties. I can now say that what I do not want or care to have in a woman is what can not care or want to have myself. It's filling the voids with other things other than flesh that matters. I saw in your other film about everyone elses penises, that what happens with women's breast enlargement sizes is what happens with expected penis enlargement expectations and trend.
    Congratulations
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  • Frank Andersen 11 months ago
    Small dick but BIG Balls!
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  • Charles Frith 11 months ago
    First class documentary making. I hope you let us know when the next project is done.
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  • Aaron Clegg 5 months ago
    Fantastic film!

    I think a lot of our insecurity about our penises comes from
    1) Seeing adult movie actors and comparing (these are not representative of the population)
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    2) In the locker room, we see our own penises from a birds-eye-view perspective, and we see every other male's penis from the front. Even if everyone's penis were the same size, the difference of perspective would make our own look significantly smaller.
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  • Keith Donegan 3 months ago
    All I can say is you are the f**king man! Respect for being so open and honest about your penis.
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  • Paul Howard 2 months ago
    Great work!!
    I really enjoyed this documentary!
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  • Lark Vs. Owl 3 weeks ago
    thanks for putting this out and Nicola you seem to see the real person. big up to you both.
    you are our heros
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