I have spent most of my evil career terrorizing local suburbanite children. However after so many years; knocking ice cream out of their weak hands, popping balloons, and using all the water pressure on hot summer days to rid them of fun water-based activities I grew weary. I heared about R.O.A.C.H. and now I've begun to climb the super villainy ladder, a ladder of death traps and scorpions! Community based terror has been a great way for me to network, find new ways to bring suffering, and I've even recruited a henchman!

Thanks R.O.A.C.H.!