Excerpted from a real phone conversation that took, i am not kidding, an hour. The questions i wanted to ask? Who even remembers?
No, this isn't the NSFW episode i promised from No Pants Day. I had the thought of holding it until we raise $500 for the EFF or PFLAG or one of the other charities i support, but couldn't get anything together in time.

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