Welcome to Gratuitous Art Films,

You are now all pawns of our gratuitous fate.

If you haven’t heard of GAF already then let us introduce ourselves.

We are a prominent, highbrow, futurist movement of time and space which we will hence forth refer to as “FILM”. These “FILMS” of classic excellence dip their toes in 60 years of American Ephemera and vomit up mashups of abhorrent metaphor.

Any attempt to insert your ego will result in us promptly bringing Hollywood down upon you.

If you have any pre-existing medical conditions, consult your doctor before watching Gratuitous Art “FILMS”. If you don’t have a doctor, consult you local taxi cab driver, because in his country he was a doctor.

Included in our plethora of finally assorted “FILMS”, we include subjects such as killing your boyfriend, setting fire to pets, boobs, rainbows, Science!!!, Nazis, buttons, vigilantes, Howard Taft, aquatics, and much much much more.

We hope you have a violent physical reaction to our “FILMS” hopefully manifested in the form of an acute case of Angioedema.

If you enjoy our films there is probably something wrong with you and you should immediately consult a doctor. If you can’t afford a doctor, the court will appoint one to you.

All anonymous donations will be accepted in cash only.

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*Gratuitous Art “FILMS” is not responsible for any acute physical ailments, mental instabilities, disassociative behaviors, or wildlife and game of any kind.