
DBTV: No Girls Allowed! SKINNY BASTARD's Rory Freedman
7 months ago
Skinny Bitch and friend of The Discerning Brute, Rory Freedman has done it again. But this time, she's going for the family jewels!I had some time to call up this crazy bitch on Skype and get the scoop on everything from erectile dysfunction and 'whack & sniff' testing, to prostate health and the hundreds of buff vegan athletes. If you're a guy that doesn't want a gut to be your rite of passage, then check this out. Skinny Bastard will knock your jock-strap off with hard-hitting truths and no-nonsense advice. Say goodbye to that beer-gut and hello to hard-bodied handsomeness. Your heart, your brain, and your libido will thank you.
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Here's another sniff test for you. Go to a Raw food fest and smell the inside of the port-a-crapper, and then go in a regular one. Fruit fertilizer compared to eye-tearing, nostril hair curling hell on ice-melting earth.
The raw poops you can probably dehydrate and re-eat with condiments and it will still be healthier than a McAnything and still less cruelty free to YOURSELVES.
Carnies are barneys. Some just wanna eat their McColon cancer sangwiches AND pick on us widdle weaf eating "weirdies".
Overly mean meat eaters get a choice of Spinning bark-eating back fist or Tofu patchouli punch. :-p
Macho dudes think eating meat is so manly, meanwhile homophobes everywhere this summer will go to the BALL park to watch GUYS in TIGHTS swing a HARD BAT while sticking a HOT BEEF HOT DOG with CONDOMents into their eager manly mouths. Interesting.
Scratch and sniff ya later fellow food snob slobs.
JOHN BIVONA out. I got a tambourine to bang. Up up and "VEGAN" awayyyyyyyy!