Just what the world needs, another white rapper. Presented by BadAtom.com.

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Lyrics:

I'm incredibly poor
My only pants just tore
I got no money for a whore
Something else that rhymes with poor

I got no wife, and I got no childin'
I live by myself in this apartment buildin'

I steal all my furniture outta the dumpster
Except this couch that I got from my mom...

I ain't got no quarters for the washing machine
so I use some Febreze, hey, at least it smells clean

I do my shoppin' at Wal-Mart
I buy my meat in a can
My clothes are made in Bangladesh
My TV's from Japan

I live on Ramen noodles, I actually like 'em a bunch
If you break that bitch in half that's like breakfast and lunch

(Incredibly poor)
I water down my Kool-Aid!
(Incredibly poor)
I only get five channels!
(Incredibly poor)
All my DVDs are copies!
(Incredibly poor)

I'm incredibly poor
I need to go to the store but
I gotta work at four
Good thing I work at the store

It's a crappy-ass job but it pays the bills
I just hope I'm not still there when I'm over them hills

I have a nice car but it's the reason I'm in debt
I just need some insurance now and then I'll be all set

I drive my car until my tank hits E then
I gotta start walkin' cause gas ain't free

That last verse would be a little more relevant when gas was like four dollars a gallon
and you'd be all like, "Aw, man, I feel your pain," but now it just sounds like I'm whining.

(Incredibly poor)
I keep change in my wallet!
(Incredibly poor)
I check my bank account daily!
(Incredibly poor)
Phone service is optional!
(Incredibly poor)

Now here comes the part where I dance a little bit
But you see I'm clearly white so it's gonna look like shit

I'm incredibly poor
And I'm beggin' for more
Hey, I got the high score
I dropped my sandwich on the floor

And provin' that our country's no longer movin' in reverse
Barack Obama gets a mandatory verse
'Cause this is a rap song and he's a black president
He's black and he's white, he's like a cab, represent!

Now I'm startin' to think that things here may be improvin'
I won't be so poor no more, my career might get movin'

I'll get an awesome job, then I'll get all rich and famous
My stuff'll be on TV and you'll be like "I knew that dude when he was a nobody!
He's still a nobody but now he's got money!"

But just in case it turns out that these things don't ever happen
I'll just get in front of my camera and do a little more rappin'

(Incredibly poor)
(Incredibly poor)
(Incredibly poor)
(Incredibly poor)