Prisencolinensinainciusol, the name of the track playing over this stop-motion video, is, in an incredible coincidence, the cockney term for Armadillo Product Testing.

Fittingly, the Horsehead Crating crew (DoubleButter's in-house strangeness group) orchestrated some product tests on our Armadillo coffee table to accompany the song. We administered the tests while the Tillmans from the Horsehead clan worked the cameras.

The results: if the table can handle a Molotov cocktail we're sure it can handle your wussy mojito.