Anthony,
I liked best one of the last comments, when the guy says " and if you don't have that kind of money, you go to a discount place and buy a 10 buck cheap light, it's even solar powered!" Or something very close to this.
Nice little nugget!

"Boy, do you look like a provider" - What an awesome quote!!! I think it sums up our attempts at looking the part, and pretending to be successful, in spite of how deep in debt we get ourselves, or how empty we can sometimes feel... The idea that if I at least make money, everything else will self-resolve. Everyone will like me 'cause I'm rich, bitch!

"To the victor go the spoils" in a celebrity driven culture were failure is not an option. Love it or hate it, there's no place I'd rather be!