haha the running part is the best.

That's a minute I will never get back. Dickweed.



(I love you Ze)

yay, a happy start to the morning

"in two hundred feet turn right you are not funny you are a fag." GOLD.

If not for the flowers or the smile, I will at least send it out so I don't contract bladder fistula. Yes, that is your penis fart, Ze. You planted the seed of curiosity in my brain and I spent 15 minutes cultivating the name of your "genital air". All for the sake of this comment? No, I will inform at least 5 people today of this; for a number of 5 is great enough to spite the presumption.

genital air, mouth sounds, a back talking and insulting GPS. What's next, you think Aslan blows you off a cliff like Jill Pole, or you try to make everything you say ryme?

you've doomed us

Chair....desk...keyboard.... monitor....
oh...was I typing those out loud as I approached?

Great bit

Ze, this is my daughter's most favorite Vimeo ever.