You know what? These huge, wasteful, spycam-equipped, blinking ad screens are really beautiful when they are breaking down, glitching like a corrupted AVI file that you try to watch even as you know that it will never, ever, finish downloading from BitTorrent because no one is seeding it anymore.

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