Dog Fight

The Red Baron of love has flown into town
to machine gun a cherub archer down.

Hilda claims to adore her Bohemian bard
but all that girl really loves is his credit card.

Weekends in Hawaii and romantic odes
fail to satisfy the Queen of the toads.

She wants to be Winston’s child and owner
He’s her winning Lotto ticket and sperm donor.

The day after the wedding and harbour cruise
Win wants a divorce, she can’t believe the news.

How much mayhem can only one man wreak?
He expects her to survive on ten grand a week.

Clearly his devotion wasn’t Grand Canyon deep.
She said she wouldn’t really kill him in his sleep.

The Red Baron of love has flown into town
to machine gun a cherub archer down.

It has been a long time since Cupid has spoken.
His wings are full of holes and his arrows broken.

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