Derby and Joan are two fading Artistes in a care home for Queers in reduced circumstances.Too long in the tooth and too short a fuse. How far do you have to go to get rid of a serious irritation? Derby and Joan are both dressed to kill, riddled with acerbic wit and politically incorrect ravings. Which bitch will win the day?

Philip Patston, New Zealand’s national treasure, acclaimed sit down stand up comedian and raconteur, pairs up with the infamous Julie McNamara in this scratch performance of their new show.