At our church we do a lot of live comedy sketches. It's fun. It doesn't have to be as polished as video. And it helps people be receptive to hearing things they wouldn't be comfortable with if they weren't laughing at the silly people on stage.

Christine and I have a couple of recurring characters. Jedediah Garcia, aka Tex Mex, is a transplanted Texas rancher with a monkey ranch on the Isle of Anglesey. Myfanwy is a very persistent girl from the Valleys of South Wales.

A few months ago we sang Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan's 'Especially for you'. People laughed a lot. We decided to bring it back for the occasion of two couples renewing their wedding vows.

Because I have an obsessive drive to tinker and improve, I remixed the track a bit and added some Texas rap.

You probably shouldn't watch this video -- the sound is bad, I can't sing, and I rap like a white man in his thirties who can't rap -- but if you insist, you might as well watch it full screen.

I'm so sorry.