Song that extols the benefits of microstock

Go tell it on the mountain
Over the hills and everywhere
Go tell it on the mountain
That microstock is blip

When I was a sucker, I worked both night and day,
And then I saw an advert that blew me away.

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It led me to a website that swore to make me rich,
So like a fool I sent some work to microbitch

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Now I have 5000 photos in microstock,
I've sold my house and BMV to make up for the loss.

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Now I go collecting beer bottles in lonely streets
And after many years, I've still no meat to eat.

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They told me I'd make millions if only I could shoot,
I shot 10,000 photos, but they take all the loot.

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My lenses cost me thousands, the prices are unreal;
The profits that I generate in micro are surreal.

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I've gone into window-shopping and shooting food through glass;
The milking cow is hungry and now I'm eating grass.

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They told me that food stock will surely turn a profit
But now I'm shooting dinners while others are eating it.

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I've sold the jacket off my back to buy some extra memory
The megapixels keep getting bigger, but micro pays in pennies.

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I'm sleeping on the street grate where drunkards stop to piss
My story indeed is tragic, so don't give micro a miss!

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Now I have 5000 photos in microstock,
I've sold my house and BMV to make up for the loss.

Go tell it on the mountain
Over the hills and everywhere
Go tell it on the mountain
That microstock is blip

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