Ari Shaffir & Duncan Trussell join Sam, Gareth & Vicky as the Hipster & Hipsterer Judges of the Gino-sponsored LA Speed Weed Naughty Show Stoner Chick of the Year 2013 Today contest. First we talk paroling the dice with Psychic Sam and disco ball, no cover, free pizza Monster logic. Then it’s on to the competition, featuring these ladies and talents:

Brooklyn Freed – “Applying Glitter Tattoos”
Justine Jolie – “Giving Jews Boners”
Capri Anderson – “Blunt Rolling”
Mia Gold – “Ice Pop BJ”
Heather Vahn – “Strip Panda”
Sin Fisted – “Contortionist”

This battle for the title is sprinkled with 1920’s Splenda, tales of romantic salad tossing and a crash course in queefs. If you don’t think blow job technique will help you in a survival situation, how’s rolling a blunt and queefing gonna get you out of the jungle?! We’re all adults here. Skeptics – Earthlings – IllumiNAUGHTY – Are. You. OUT THERE!?!

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