You look like you've been huffing super glue. I say that with the utmost affection and admiration.

(Merlin Star Trek nerd voice)

Erhm... uhm... the category.php file should be.. herm.. referenced back to the wp-function.php... erhm... for optimal hmr.... hooks in your wp-single-double.php erh... haerm.. with a plugin that allows you to double douche... hram...

(/Merlin Star Trek nerd voice)

First: I could hear every intimate detail of sound coming from the lovemaking between that apple goulette and your mouth.

Second: The last frame of video you end on matches your avatar perfectly.

Third: I can't wait to read your book. But I shall.

i stopped watching you cuz I'm also writing a book
and you just distract me

I DID watch this whole thing and I liked it Merlin. You're a talker, but I like it that way. I'm looking forward to your book. Whatever it's about. Seriously.

Already on my buying list.

Don't let your lizard brain prevent you from making more videos.

Looking at the thumbnail, you could easily mistake this for a Ze Frank video.

Fun video. Where do you get those apple gullettes? There are so many amazing food places on Taraval.

Merlin,
You have motivated me to ignore my lizard brain that had been convincing me why I shouldn't be creating things.
Now I have episodes for a couple different podcasts under my belt. I realized those podcasts might suck but they are better than the hundreds of thousands of podcasts that have never been made.

Thanks for helping me build my tolerance for sucking so that I can get better.

Fantastic hair, my friend. We all know that success comes from good hair.

My hair never seems to go as insane as yours, but then again my inbox never gets to zero either so I've got plenty to work on.

Congrats on the book.

I want that book!

i watched this video mainly because of the thumbnail. Good luck with the book!!!

Yeah, I kind of regret that last haircut now.

You have such a great way of cutting through the BS. Can't wait for the book!

Hey merlin, have you ever considered speaking at a high school career day sometime?

I think you should go on some sort of amazing book tour when the book comes out.

Friendly greetings you look SOHAPPY MISTER MERLIN

Always great to hear your thoughts on things. Can't wait to read your book.

Congrats on creating what might be the first non-douchey blog using the Thesis theme.

Hey Merlin, looks like you'll be asked back to Google in a couple of years to explain Wave Zero. And it'll probably be much harder to untangle people from waves because they're far more personal that any email could possibly be.

I kinda want Merlin to be my new best friend.

Inbound, two-car LL represent.

Oh, man. Sometimes I DO feel guilty about my Tivo list or putting down a library book. Am I irreparably broken?

Loved the video and your words about douchebags trying to sell 'success' on the internet really resonated with me.

We need Terrence McKenna back on this planet.

Your comment at the end of the video (yes I watched the entire thing) about how the Internet has become a Ponzi scheme of people selling "do this and get rich quick!" was spot on!

what what you what?

I loooooove irony.