I'm an intern at Archrival, a sweet youth brand marketing agency. My fellow intern, Anthony Galvan, and I decided that our coworkers don’t quite know us well enough yet. So, for part three of our intern minute series, we put together a video that might help fix that. » archrival.com

Creds:
Director » Dan Sheppard
Musical Magician/Composer » Anthony Galvan
Stars » Anthony Galvan and Dan Sheppard
Lyricist » Dan Sheppard
Camera Ops » Spencer Lee (Countryside), Kyle Stebbins (Rollerblades), Dustin Nitz(Rain)
Assistant Camera Op » Ben Kamprath (Rollerblade Scene)
Water Expert » Aaron Galvan
Goat Wrangler » Darren Humphrey

MP3 Link » archrival.com/files/personal_things.mp3

Lyrics:

(Shorty, Shorty)
Haha. Yeah. It’s time to get real personal up in here
(Real personal baby, shorty, baby)
Hey Tony G hit me with that sugar sweet melody!

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things

I had an itchy complication from May to June,
After I fell for a biker at a billiard saloon. (Shorty was a dude)
I’m soft like ice cream you could eat with a spoon,
And I can only get hard when I look at the moon.

My size downstairs makes me so insecure,
My business so small, I’m like an entrepreneur.
But girls come and go cause I got that allure,
I date ‘em so fast, you might call me - call me premature.
(Wait, I didn’t mean that)


You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(Things you might not wanna know)

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(It’s getting’ personal in here)

(Second verse, girl)
Last time I ate spaghetti, I threw up for an hour,
When I eat raw chicken I pretend I have powers (he aint no superman).
If I see a naked girl, I curl up and I cower (will you be my girl friend?),
Some do number one, I number two in the shower. (Ooo, that’s really nasty)

Now you know about me baby, isn’t it nice,
I’m off to blend a hamster, and drink it on ice. (Yeaaa, that’s even more nasty)

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(Things you might not wanna know)

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(It’s getting’ personal in here)

Tell me ‘bout your world Tony!

The Jonas brothers make my knees wobble
I wanna eat their tush like gobble, gobble
I wanna take a bath with Ted Koppel

When I’m alone at a lake, I talk to the fish
A word that describes me is straight-ish
When a dolphin cries I make a wish

Every weekend I buy a whore,
Because I’ve never loved before.

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(Things you might not wanna know)

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
Some personal things, personal things
(It’s gettin’ personal in here)

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
(Now you know some things about me)
Some personal things, personal things

You don’t really know me,
So I’m about to tell ya,
(And don’t you ever forget it)
Some personal things, personal things