First, let me congratulate everyone on another year of a job well done. As always, everyone put in 110%, and this will be reflected in your well-deserved end of the year bonuses.

As you know, the world is changing quickly, and we have to adjust to keep up with it. Effective immediately, all paper files will be converted to cloud storage. In preparation of this, all elves will attend mandatory computer training sessions.

Santa's sleigh is being converted to biodiesel, with a wi-fi hotspot and GPS.
Also effective immediately: all reindeer games will be replaced with daily PX90 workouts.

In the meantime, please enjoy the selection of gluten-free cakes and cookies in the breakroom. And since my usual "HO-HO-HO" is no longer politically correct, let me sign off with my brand new catchphrase:

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