Many moons ago, there were two young men. These two young men decided they were going to stop being total pansy-assed-bitches for a few days and do what they love to do, pretend to be alot cooler than they actually are, aka snowboard. Amidst a journey full of perils; including swarms of bugs, road construction, and swarms of white trash, they picked up a fellow pansy-assed-bitch by the name of Gayface McGee, in Bend, Or. Little did they know, that weekend, the two devilishly handsome young men and Gayface McGee would proceed to change the world as we know it.... and a snowboard edit would ensue...