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Here he is as a fetus, in one of the first Vimeo clips:

vimeo.com/clip:11

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  • Benjamin David 4 years ago
    great and funny :) is the baby just for sale ? lol
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  • Andrea Allen staff 4 years ago
    lol. I want to make one of these, searching for a hubbie.
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  • Joel Curran 4 years ago
    That was done with such sincerity!
    How many offers have you had yet?
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  • Cait Oppermann 4 years ago
    Do you give interviews? I'd like to make an appointment.

    You can consider this my offer.
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  • Marisa Gesualdi 4 years ago
    I have been waiting for this offer from you, jakob, for my entire life.
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  • Jimmie 4 years ago
    Are you kidding me, Jake Lodwick? You live in NYC for crying out loud! I'm sure there's plenty of keen young women who fit the bill in close range of your apartment.
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  • trp0 4 years ago
    Yeah, Jakob, there's gotta be plenty of women close enough that if you chucked a baby at 'em, you'd hit like ten at a go.
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  • Paul McClintock plus 4 years ago
    Jakob, are you only accepting applications from women? I'm good with children (or child-like people), and I have a girlish figure. Think about it.
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  • Amanda 4 years ago
    I like how you clarified that you were from Vimeo. We never woulda known!
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  • i say 4 years ago
    What a cute kid.

    Oh I'm sure you've won the hearts of women around the world with this clip!
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  • Alex Kehr 4 years ago
    Is this a crazy way of saying you need a new employee to help manage Vimeo?...
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  • Mary 4 years ago
    I think it's safe to say that Declan is infinately cooler than me - check out that hair!
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  • charliesteadman plus 4 years ago
    I wonder who will see this clip first, Fran Drescher or Scarlett Johansson?
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  • eevadoherty 4 years ago
    Very funny........
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  • jradville 4 years ago
    nice.
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  • Bhumi 4 years ago
    Baby ~ Cute
    Jakob ~ weird
    Vimeo Wife ~ Wierder
    Vimeo Clip like this ~ Priceless
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  • Tina Mosh 4 years ago
    You are outrageous!
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  • quizzical44 4 years ago
    I think that you should post all the replies you get.
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  • Melissa B 4 years ago
    I'm down.
  • JustinGFord 3 years ago
    i think you should tap this. melissa is amazing
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  • VJnet 4 years ago
    hey, I'll be your wife. i think that i meet Most of the requirements. lol ;)
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  • nerrdy 4 years ago
    yeah you're pretty much hot.
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  • MsVIDEOs 4 years ago
    ahha this is all about the women! lol
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  • MsVIDEOs 4 years ago
    ahha this is all about the women! lol
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  • TILT 4 years ago
    My youngest just moved out with his girlfriend...

    Sorry guy..even though the Decster is pretty cute...

    I'm turnin' ya down!

    I am up for travelling weeks at a time though!

    LOL!
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  • Andrea Allen staff 4 years ago
    Jakob, I made one of these searching for Bobby Langdon.
    vimeo.com/clip:75030
  • Jelen! 4 years ago
    haha..."bobby"
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  • JustinGFord 3 years ago
    baby... the other other white meat.
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  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 3 years ago
    Jakob....I need you at this link..... vimeo.com/forums/topic:1618 not saying you're a reject of course, because you're not...but...ah hell...just click the link.
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