I had this totally amazing idea, and, in the end, it broke my camera.

A dichotomy of what's going on:

a) my camera dangles from the right pedal of my bike.
b) I start moving through the parking lot behind my building in third gear. My pace quickens. It looks crazy awesome.
c) I think, "Wouldn't it look cooler if it went up and down EVEN FASTER?" so I switch to second gear, but I'm going too fast to pedal in second. I start gliding.
d) while I glide, the gorilla tape loosens on my camera. It falls and drags on the asphalt for a couple seconds (that's where the tape skips).
e) it sits on the ground, acting all pathetic. I inspect it for damage, and realize the screen is all purple and green and blue and covered with lines. "Oh, fuck," I say, "fuck."

But it's cool; The camera itself is still fine, and I always have the little black and white viewfinder. Maybe this will teach me to focus on contrast more than color.