A couple, preparing for conversion to Judaism, meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately."
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"Well, OK," says the man, "but what about sex?"
"That's fine," says the rabbi. "It's absolutely normal within the marriage!"
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
"Well, what about standing up?"
"No, certainly not!" says the rabbi. "That could lead to dancing!"
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