There are people deep in a secure, dark server room who know exactly who this woman is. They already pay her not to use a mobile phone because the random enunciation, tone, cadence and volume of her voice print may crash their audio profiling servers during pre-cache processing again. If you get a request to delete this clip, you probably should so's to keep the rest of us safe from each other.

It's like a more effeminate David Sedaris meets HAL.

There are more syllables than necessary in each word!

I feel that anything she's telling me is now a lie. I may need to rethink my beliefs.

Wow I am able to relax now

"It takes imagination to make a bear out of these stars. But even if ursa major doesn't really look like a bear, it behaves like one."

I laughed so hard.