My final project for Sanitation class! I did my presentation on H1N1, aka Swine Flu. Yay! Hope you like.

Lyrics:

H1N1 (Better Wash Your Hands)
Sung & Written by Elizabeth Jamie Liu
To the music of ‘Best I Ever Had’ by Drake

I know a lot of people be..
thinking'.. that if you eat pig you get this flu.
But that's simply not true.
Let's not be confused!

Hook 1
H1N1 has everything, four types of genes on it.
First one if the Pig Gene, Piggy's they put two in it.
Birds be up on everything, avian gene all in it.
Last one if the Human, that's how we all got it.

Hook 2
When I got the call, I turned the TV up.
& I was freaked out that I might catch this stuff.
So I went online, to flu.gov,
& they say the same thing every single time..

Chorus
They say better wash your hands, better wash your hands,
better wash your hands, better wash your hands,
& avoid touching your eyes, & avoid touching your nose
& avoid touching your mouth, & avoid touching your face.
better wash your..

Know you wanna eat that, bacon lying o'er there.
Go ahead & put that pork, inside your mouth without a care.
(Yeah!) Yea, without a care, do it without a care.
It ain’t gunna give you flu, there's no need to be scared.

Ha, & you might just have to check twice
It didn't come from mexico, maybe Asia then it took a flight.
Docs say it circulated in pigs all day & all night,
before it even got humans, to me that sounds right.

Eurasia, North America, chillin' with no signs shown.
Makes me wanna wonder, for how long has this been going on?
For all this flu to happen, several virus had to get along,
& guess it was just a matter of time, before somebody brought it home..

& if you don't wanna be doomed,
don't go swine flu parties in somebody’s living room.
Might sound like a good idea when you hear it
but who knows what will happen when you get sick.

Hook 1
Hook 2
Chorus

Cough, sneeze, touch-ing that's how they think it spreads.
If you got a fever then they say that you should stay in bed,
24 hours after your heat leaves the picture,
unless you wanna get the whole world a little sicker.

Piggy's in Time magazine,
did ya get the issue?
Printed april of oh-nine
when it became official..

Doctors in the office,
need some pills? Well he'll initial.
He can cure your illness,
But can't make piggy squeal.

It ain't the pigs fault this flu gone wrong,
Influenza: the one we put the blame on.
Double portion at the buffet, all you can eat bacon.
Feelin’ for some pork then you should really get cha feed on.

Yea.. so throw that whole pig in the crock pot.
Everywhere you go, the other white meat is a sure shot.
All that greasy-goodness might make your arteries stop.
But that's another song, so just let me hear the hook drop.

Hook 1
Hook 2
Chorus
Chorus

uhh, yea.. See this the type of information you gotta share with somebody.
Actually, maybe share it with everybody. ha, pink piggy.
yeah.. yeah.. Wash your hands.. I mean you!




Written & sung by me, to the music of Best I Ever Had by Drake. Not for promotional uses. Don't bite!