So my new apartment does this thing where if it's lightly misting outside, I'm talking barely-there moisture, don't even need an umbrella type of stuff, somehow a lot of that will find a drain of some sort on the roof and collect into a substantial water droplet and fall into a specific place on the wrought-iron gate outside my dining room window. The sound is like a frying pan hitting a copper gong at a frequency just slightly slower than the seconds ticking away on a clock.

I took this video to prove that I'm not exaggerating or going overboard in any way about this.

I probably have to move.