Today I had $4,000 worth of goods stolen from my small, humble abode. My apartment door was kicked in, hot fuzz style, and splintered at the handle. Valuables such as my TV, Xbox 360 (with games), Nintendo DS, and Canon Rebel (with lenses) were lifted and taken into this dark scary world.

I'm asking for a few bucks from you to help replace my stolen camera. Please visit the Keegan Love Fund to donate:

dropcash.com/campaign/keegs/keegan_love_fund

You will receive an extra jewel on your crown in heaven for doing so. Thank you for your kindness and generosity.