God was floating above the Earth with Saint Peter by His side. He had the Horn of Abundance in His hand and from the Horn He was pouring wealth and riches to the peoples of the world. You could see Him dropping a gold mine here, an oil field there, a beautiful landscape over some other place. But at some point, God tried to make a really tight turn, He lost balance, and He dropped the Horn of Abundance.
"Alas!", He cried, "What have I done! I dropped all the riches in one place! Who's living down there, Peter? What nation?"
Peter took out his globe, checked it and said "It's the Romanians, my God. They now have all the riches there can be."
And God shouted down: "Damn you! May you never enjoy them!"
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