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Guernsey 9.00 am The Channel Islands.

Filmed over two consecutive mornings, the weather conditions being much the same on both days.

I took a Taxi, with my suitcase, direct from the Airport to 'Petit Bot Bay' which I had 'Googled'!

This short scenario was filmed with the Canon 7d DSLR at 1080 25FPS. Final Cut Pro. Magic Bullet Looks. Imac 24. Stock lens 18 - 135 mm

I had with me a light weight Tripod, a banana and a suitcase.

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  • Dorian Earle 9 days ago
    PERFECT..... I loved this video. Your very good at story telling. And for this to be all done by you... makes it even better. Once again, i see another talented person on Vimeo.
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  • Cielo Blaq plus 9 days ago
    yes yes!
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  • -GO- plus 9 days ago
    This is great. As well as great writing, acting, shooting and editing you have a wonderful narration voice. Have you worked as a voice artist?
    Very impressed!
    G
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    Thank-you, Go, I am tempted to call you 'Pushan' as in Push and Go.

    No I am not in the media and I have no voiceover experience. I think my resonance might have been assisted by the pair of NTG1 rode mics which I connected to my Sony HVR V1E via XLR inputs. (The 7d sound is too raw and uncontrollable).

    I also held a cotton handkerchief taut in front of the mics to eliminate the 'ex-PUH-losives'!
  • -GO- plus 7 days ago
    I wish I knew somebody in the Beeb to forward this to.
    Try submitting it here...... sure you never know
    bbc.co.uk/filmnetwork/

    All the best
  • bob lorrimer 4 days ago
    Thank-you so much, I will give it a go, Go.
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  • Michel Bosch 9 days ago
    Love the storyline, and the imagery. This DIY filmmaking is very inspiring. Great job, Bob!
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    The Canon 7d which does not have a reversible LCD is by no means ideal for self photography. However, instant replay helps me nail a shot.

    Magic Bullet Looks and a bit of 'post production camera movement does the rest'.
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  • Ashley Harrison plus 9 days ago
    Very well done Bob!
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  • K.i.D. 9 days ago
    Hmm... Good Video!
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  • Danny Policarpo 9 days ago
    Intriguing short story and great location, being a frequent visitor to Guernsey but never actually visited this beach you make it look nice compared to some of the others i have seen! Effects and quality of video are above average although continuity is slightly off in places. 7/10
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  • Donn Lawler 9 days ago
    Now that was fun!
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  • Mark Williams 9 days ago
    Really well done. I sometimes get a kick out of reading comments from folks that have no videos posted on vimeo.
  • Nel 9 days ago
    I second that!
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    I know what you mean .. it must have been the ducks that lowered my score to 7/10 ! They proved to be willing extras but they had no idea of continuity.

    I lured the large aggressive green duck toward me with the promise of a half share in my banana.

    He was contemptuous of this offering and took his revenge by vigorously attempting to 'bone' my furry windjammer -

    Fortunately the Sennheiser was not within it at the time.
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  • BumKi Cho plus 9 days ago
    Fun loving spirit!!
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  • Darren Waschow plus 9 days ago
    Excellent work, but I wish you'd used the banana more effectively.
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    See above
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  • Nel 9 days ago
    Fantastic video. A breath of fresh air if I may say.
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  • simsima 9 days ago
    Fantastic work Bob! Refreshing little watch!
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  • Amenon plus 9 days ago
    One thaler against a Parker, Cartier and Beemer...

    Well if gold carries on the same way for a bit it might turn out to have been a good deal :-)

    Charming video - enjoyed that
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    Whoa! A numismatist in our midst. Yes a silver Maria Theresa Thaler. (I only know this because I googled it!)

    My silver Thaler did not look the part 'on film' so I had it 24k goldplated for £20.

    (I tried one or two other types of gold coin but I have eaten them).

    Your remark about bullion worth, in the real world, might even come true. But, what goes up ......!
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  • David Lynn 9 days ago
    Flawless short with great shots and a perfect twist!
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    Thank -you David, but I prefer your thumbnail.
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  • david romero laure 9 days ago
    oh my god! oh my god! oh my god! Acojonante...

    P.D.
    Oh my god
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  • Brad Herring plus 9 days ago
    That was so cool, Bob! Your voice is very similar to David Attenborough! Well Done!
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    I have often wondered if the production team for David Attenborough projects say to him:

    "Its copulating baboons and long-eared venezuelan fruit bats this week - here's your camera - off you go!"
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  • Sean Dooley 9 days ago
    Absolutely gold, i love it mate, well done. :D
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  • Matteus Frankovich 9 days ago
    Greetings Bob,
    Just took a romp through your videos and greatly enjoyed them. I shoot with the V1U and am wondering what you use on your V1E for the close-up shots...
    Do you use an adapter and prime lenses?
    Cheers,
    Matteus
  • bob lorrimer 7 days ago
    The HVR V1E is almost identical to your cam, I think.

    The twenty times optical zoom is great for head and shoulder while standing away from the subject but for the really BIG close ups I used in SILVER GUILT I use a magnification filter. (Sometimes called close-up filters)

    Generally, they come in sets of 3 in dioptres +1 +2 +4.
    They cost very little £39 in UK for three to suit our camera and of course they are no bigger than a normal UV filter. They can also be combined together.

    They will be great on your fishing trip for additional material in huge close up .. it just looks so good!
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  • Jet Kaiser Films plus 9 days ago
    GREAT! Amazing what money does to us.
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  • Bill plus 9 days ago
    Thought the narration was too upbeat for me to feel the emotion of the situation and location.

    Very beautifully filmed and a very effective, creative concept.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Bill, I'll go with that.

    I don't take things too seriously and I wanted to make a film that was comi-trajic.

    However I had not realised how well the BAY photographed until after I returned home. I had never seen it before that morning!
  • Bill plus 6 days ago
    I understand. Your joy for filmmaking definitely shows through your work. It is refreshing to watch.

    It's great to see how effective you can be with just yourself and a camera. Can't always count on finding actors yet this is a better performance than you would have gotten out of someone else.
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  • Philip Chesley 9 days ago
    Hi Bob, I just stumbled on your videos this evening. They are all very creative, you must not be able to sleep well at night, too many ideas to think about.
    Thanks for sharing!
    Phil
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    I sleep well..but believe it or not..I do not sleep well when I'm editing. All film makers know that editing is a cross word puzzle of possibilities and arteries.

    Trying to figure out the best way forward with available material keeps me bubbling at night!
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  • David Heron 9 days ago
    Briiliant Bob.
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  • Paul Simpson 9 days ago
    FANTASTIC WORK! yet again. I truly enjoyed this short film in every way Bob. The quality of footage and narration is very good. Every time I look at your work, I feel the need to go out filming with the camera. You give great inspiration... to all your audience i'm sure.

    see you soon
    Paul.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Paul .. I will increase your discount.
    See you on Thursday!
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  • great movie. i love the angles and the color through out the whole movie. the brightest thing was the gold coin. it really brings something to the movie.
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  • You always come up with these incredibly funny and suprise ending ideas. Well executed!
    Tongue in cheek and a bit of british humor, nevertheless, FUNNY!
    :-D
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Leo.
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  • Moayad Hassan plus 8 days ago
    I should bring bananas with me when going out to shoot more often :)
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    I use a bean bag in an old sock when the camera is at ground level. It was the same colour as the rocks and I soon lost it!

    So, I sacrificed my lunch for my Art and used the banana until it mushed out.
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  • fredasterical plus 8 days ago
    Wonderful, Bob! When he finds the gold coin I almost expected him to say, "my precious...."! So happy I came across this today.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Fredasterical - lipdub meister.
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  • Maria jose 8 days ago
    Great!! So cool!
    Congrats!!
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  • Michael Brown 8 days ago
    Dear Bob, my respect, my congratulations, and my thanks for a wonderful moment I enjoyed and for sharing my belief that – in spite of the day in age – one can still put great technical means at the service of a great story, instead of the other way around as it is too frequently the case! I'm really impressed. You deserve a prize (audience awards are the most delicious). Enter anywhere? All the best.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Michael and I respect your comment. For me Imagery is at its best when it is in the service of a story or purpose.

    At the very core of humanity, from the beginning of time, there is an underlying asset which sets us apart from the beasts of the field and it begins....

    "Once upon a time ... "

    AND here is your own astounding vindication of the above, if ever proof were needed:

    vimeo.com/7576355
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  • SguardoSulMondo 8 days ago
    Molto carino e divertente :)))
    complimenti!!!
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  • Lawrence O'Mara 8 days ago
    another masterpiece
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  • John Braeckmans 8 days ago
    Fantastic work Bob!
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  • Helge Hafstad plus 8 days ago
    Great! Good short story, nice ironic end - made me laugh!
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  • Mackenzie Sheppard 8 days ago
    Good story, angles, adn lighting.

    Although I did get a bit tired of the overuse of the vignettes.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    That is the trouble with a new toy!
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  • Michelle G 8 days ago
    haha Got a good chuckle out of that one, so cute, captured me very quickly :) Loved it, thanks for sharing!
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  • Adriel Brunson plus 8 days ago
    Well done!
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  • emmagination plus 8 days ago
    Very cool.
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  • John Green 8 days ago
    Fantastic! great imagery, clever story, nice cinematography, fast edits, and an ending twist that still has me chuckling. I hope they feature you on Philip Bloom and Steve Weiss's series "Critics." Weiss would love this, as he's fond of the traditional "Beginning, Middle, End" story structure. I'll be watching your work from now on! You're my new favorite Vimeo storyteller.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Than-you John. Yes I too like the good natured banter of the Weiss Bloom combo!
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  • Charles Newcomb plus 7 days ago
    Very nicely done. You could be the next Mr. Bean. You Brits crack me up!
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  • mel weidner 7 days ago
    Bob, I very much enjoyed your piece. I'm curious as to how much "visual detail" you planned before arriving on site. Did you have a storyboard beforehand mapping out the specific shots? Or did you wing it and do most of the creation in editing? Thanks very much.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Mel, I was mentally well prepared in terms of storyboard and I had googled the 'beach' which was within a mile of the airport. So I new from some excellent photography by others that it could look good.

    I had my coin prop. And a new Canon 7d. The Canon is not ideal for self photography! But I focus up, lock off the exposure, check out the image and make a couple of takes and move to another angle. I tend to work in a chronological way. My failure to storyboard (pure laziness) led me to miss shots. So I returned the following morning to the same spot and shot a pile of cutaways.

    I was very lucky with the weather .. the sun came out for exactly the crucial shot of me standing at the surf. I was able to waggle my coin about in my hand until the reflection bounced off my knackered features!
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  • Dale Kamp plus 7 days ago
    Amazing, and totally inspiring! Thank you for taking the time to make this comedic piece. The location you found really adds to the story. Nice job doing this on your own too.

    It looks pretty remote, but I can imagine what some people passing by would have thought at the site of an old man running back and forth in front of a camera. :)
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Yes Dale, there is nothing quite like an old tosser running up and down a beach with a camera fifty yards away to give the locals a laugh!

    To be honest I was totally F....d after I did it 5 times...my first three attempts I was not even in frame!
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  • Paul Treacy 7 days ago
    Count me as a huge fan too, please. I'll be watching out for more gems from you. Delightful wit.

    Would love to know the extent of autobiography, however.

    Paul Treacy

    vimeo.com/6447987
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  • jungsuk park 7 days ago
    humor..good works.
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  • monso 6 days ago
    wow bob fantastic!!!
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Monso, much appreciated from you.
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  • Mike Kobal plus 6 days ago
    lol. this was awesome! great images, great humor.
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  • Maria Bowskill plus 6 days ago
    I need a LOVE button Bob. It's exactly like you said it would be. Everything about it is stunning I am in awe of you dear sir, you really do make a fantastic short movie. It's that evil sense of humour you are the keeper of.
  • bob lorrimer 6 days ago
    Thank-you Maria, it worked out better than I could have hoped!

    I am wading through an Imac tempest of emails.
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  • evanoah sea☆ 6 days ago
    i am so thrilled for you! congratulations! this is wonderful bob! over the years i've lost interest in most storytellers and the standard story told over and over again... but you make storytelling interesting to me bob. and it's not like i don't know this story, this character, this situation---it's that there is some sort of soulful music that plays within your heart as you share your light that captures my imagination - that brings me back full circle to the magic stories held in my childhood. thank you for generating such inspiration in so many of our lives. warm regards-
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  • Justin Davis 6 days ago
    Great work for sure! Very well done.
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  • Brandon Brooksby 6 days ago
    Haha! I love the twist at the end! You are a brilliant filmmaker, actor, narrator, and editor!
    I loved all of it; its origionality, and its humor, etc., Great job!
  • bob lorrimer 4 days ago
    Thanks Brandon .. your comment is appreciated.
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  • Andrew Henry 6 days ago
    Great context for some neat camera work! Nice work.
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  • Toby Cook plus 6 days ago
    Very very good. And very moving! Well done!!!!!
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  • KunstStation 6 days ago
    Such a video story, however long, is just the type of media we need more of. Very well done! That ending caught me off guard. (And thank you for noting your equipment.)
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  • Sara Shira 5 days ago
    Thank you for creating and sharing this well-crafted piece -- every shot is beautifully composed. Your enjoyment and skill inspire.
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  • JJ Starr plus 5 days ago
    thanks for the comment on 31

    love this, it's great

    and your right, magic bullet does look great. my next investment is a letus adapter along with magic bullet, i'm excited to start making stuff with them both!

    thanks
  • bob lorrimer 4 days ago
    Thank-you JJ Starr.

    (With reference to your severe critic on 31.... Lens Flair and against-the-light (contre-jour) photography are all essential to the craft of film-making.
    They even use it in the new, state of the art animation film "UP"! So bring it on! )

    I note you are clutching a monster BOLEX...is mine bigger?

    vimeo.com/5163365
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  • Oliver Wilkins plus 5 days ago
    Classic, totally cracked me up. Spot on timing
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  • Andy Wood 5 days ago
    Bob, this is absolutely brilliant! Made a fairly rough day so much better! For being self-shot you did an amazingly good job. You have a great narration voice as well! I must ask though, how was the banana used in the production of this? Hehe =)
  • bob lorrimer 4 days ago
    The banana proved unexpectedly useful:

    1. Low angle lens support.

    2. Duck lure.

    3. Sandy sustenance.

    As I mention above .. "the large aggressive duck was displeased with his half share in my banana (he got the skin) and took his revenge by vigorously attempting to bone my furry windjammer! Happily the Sennheiser was not within it.
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  • Annie plus 4 days ago
    Bob!.... You have done it again..... BRILLIANT !!!!
    I REALLY LOVE your work & little stories...
    Their FABULOUS..... GREAT!!!
    And of cause your actors are of the Highest Standard the Ducks I thought were marvelously Good :)))

    I'm nominating you for:
    Best Writer
    Best Director
    Best Editor
    Best Camera man
    Best Producer
    Best Actor
    and last but not less...
    Best everything :))))))))))))))
    FOR 2009-2010

    LOVE IT!....LOVE IT!!!..... LOVE IT!!!!!!
    BRAVO!!! ..... ENCORE!!!!
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  • bob lorrimer 4 days ago
    Thank-you Annie for the Credits. I am happy to please you with the beach photography. We have one beach .. You have all the rest!

    I owe my unexpected photographic prowess in part to the new DSLR Canon 7d and to Magic Bullet Looks.

    MBL saved the against the light seascape and enhanced the cloud and sun ray 'look' .

    I used "benumbed".

    For Duck comment look one above!
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  • rick fiduccia plus 4 days ago
    Bob - I am not sure what to say, except I have the biggest smile on my face after watching this video :-)

    MLB is a great tool, looks like the 7D is very good yet it is your creativity, editing and narration that make this brilliant !

    A+ in my book!
  • bob lorrimer 3 days ago
    Much appreciated comments from the cine-meister, thank -you!

    The 7d FCP MBL IMAC combo is making even my photography look good. It is astonishing to think that this kit which total less than £5000 gives one the power of a studio.
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  • Allister Reynolds 4 days ago
    Love it!
  • bob lorrimer 3 days ago
    Thanks Allister.
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  • Bill plus 4 days ago
    This is wonderful Bob. Both beautiful and witty. Totally inspiring.
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  • Geoff A Charters 4 days ago
    Fantastic
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  • Linda McClure plus 4 days ago
    Great job, Bob! I loved it!
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  • Ron Coker plus 4 days ago
    Bob, Bravo!! ... Forever Young.
  • bob lorrimer 2 days ago
    Thanks Ron and thankyou for adding me to your Groups!
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  • Claudia Robinson 4 days ago
    love this!! and love your sense of humor.
  • bob lorrimer 2 days ago
    You're welcome, Claudia.
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  • Petra 3 days ago
    Wow, this is just GREAT!! How can you come up with this kind of fantasies whahaha. Absolutely fantastic!
  • bob lorrimer 2 days ago
    I point and I shoot .. usually myself .. in the foot!
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