Introducing TWO PERFORMANCE ARTISTS KIDNAP THEIR BOSS AND DO THINGS WITH HIM, the new novel by Scotch Wichmann. Coming to bookstores in Spring, 2014. 2p4m.com

From the deranged mind that brought you METH COFFEE, this first-round finalist in Amazon's 2013 Breakthrough Novel Contest is the story of two experimental performers who cook up the ultimate caper: to kidnap their billionaire boss and turn him into a performance artist.

James Gautier of Kill Radio called Two Performance Artists "HILARIOUS...puts Performance Art's hairy underbelly on grand display...what you'd get if Fear and Loathing, Office Space, and Jackass made a baby in this epic caper about art, fame, and redemption."

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