An OkCupid interpretation.

Meet Karen W. She's a single gal with an irresistible offer that you will ABSOLUTELY LOVE.
But you have to act quick, this offer WON'T last long.
How quickly can you get to Massachusetts?

What you're seeing here is an actual message that was actually received on everyone's favorite dating website, OkCupid. We've done our best to bring this message to life with wigs and green lights!

If you have a similarly bizarre/special message sitting somewhere in your spam folder, send it to us and we'll try to breathe new life into that as well.

We Would Have Excellent Time,

Nick, Jesse, and Jake

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