Hello you lovely people two cat here because one cat ain't cool enough. The mojave is one dangerous place you dig well you better not those fire ants down highway 95 sure do watch those fuckers they like to burn. What wonderful weather we are having it is hot! Just like the old bombs are dropping again hell can I see the one on fire now no wait that's a downed satellite near the old drive in. Has anyone else noticed the Mojave express is the best delivery service they get shot in the head and still deliver now hows that for advertinsing. So two cat how is everything well you know shit we have deathclaws and some invisible supermutants who just are crazy. But surely we can have peace on earth well here it is by Marilyn Keller with NCR blues band. (musical interlude) News Just in the wild waste land has just added some new residents where are they from California, the DC ruins, Reno no MARS big bulbous headed aliens ahve been spotted near the nellis airforce base better take look but they have some mean guns and bad ass captian get him first and show them earth has it's own problems without the sticking their noses in. The Brother hood of steel has been spotted around the old bunkers trying to get some weapons but wait why do they want them to take over the deserts come on guys there's plenty of sand for everyone. Lets just remind them of what a wonderful world it is with Rupert Blaise. (Musical interlude.) If you guys are around NOVAC go check in the little land lady has disappeared so free bed and board don't worry that T--rex won't bite. So That is all from me two cat unless you have a pussy in each hand you aint two cat.

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