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Do you have what it takes?
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  • 3d60 3 months ago
    kind of happy for the blurring

    oh god not enough....more blur needed, splitting te difference

    i want your soks....innit
  • Reggie Watts 3 months ago
    Brilliant call.
  • 3d60 3 months ago
    blurring or socks ?... i want both now
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  • sonya gallardo 3 months ago
    yeah, those thigh high striped socks are some dope shit. "socks, socks". :P
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    that whole outfit... headband, wristbands, women's medium unitard swimsuit, and socks can be all yours for $70!
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  • LOL why are you guys so effin amazing.


    HAHHAHAHAHA


    this is the first video i saw this morning...and I'm glad.


    hahahha


    Toronto HAHAHA
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  • Erick C. 3 months ago
    3d60 said exactly what i was going to say! when is the chinita getting on Vimeo?
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  • sonya gallardo 3 months ago
    oooh, sounds tempting. you havent washed it, have you?
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  • chris leppla 3 months ago
    haha, that is hilarious.


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  • Alex Itin 3 months ago
    Couldn't actually tell if this was a parody as I find american apparel ads so absurd anyway.
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  • Asher Sandberg-Lewis 3 months ago
    You guys are too active. You need some poses where you look like you've just been tased and you're recovering while looking sexual as well.
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Yeah, I see what you're saying, Asher, especially with the totally bored models they use, but to me, that's not so funny to look at "live action" per se, so I thought the semi ennui fueled dancing, facial expressions, and sack danglage fit the song and my sense of humor better. My spin on it more than an exact replica.
  • Asher Sandberg-Lewis 3 months ago
    Maybe you can revolutionize them.
    Did you make the song?
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Yeah! I made it on "Garage Band" of all things.
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  • AA 3 months ago
    I think more nudity is needed to sell these clothes!
    Hilarious vid.
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Well, you know, I just so happen to have an uncensored version...
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  • Cameron Christopher 3 months ago
    Oh god, the balls.

    This was awesome though.
  • Jackie Birov 3 months ago
    Haha, my thoughts exactly.
  • Scruff_E_Guy 3 months ago
    I couldn't have said it better
  • Mike Fischer 3 months ago
    They don't call him Scruff_E_Balls..er_Guy for nothing!
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Ew!!!!!
  • Scruff_E_Guy 3 months ago
    double Ew...
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  • Jon-Kyle 3 months ago
    hahaha! this is hilarious!
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Thanks, everybody.
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  • Derek Scott 3 months ago
    hahaha. love it! You guys definitely have what it takes.
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  • Yowda 3 months ago
    Please let me include you in the lip dub channel, even if it might be ... well... too blurry funny for that channel...
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    I have an unblurred version that will make a GREAT match for the lip dub channel. Just kidding. Go for it, Yowda. Thanks for adding it.
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  • Hoop-CA, USA 3 months ago
    Sorry, couldn't finish it after the first male front wedgie shot ! But definitely creative and funny at parts but the wedgies.....
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  • Soxiam 3 months ago
    i just realized that something can't be unseen once you watch it.
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    I totally felt like that after Shrek 2.
  • Steven Wilson 3 months ago
    Oh god! Heavier blur, heavier blur!
  • Kevin Mosley 3 months ago
    None of this should have been censored.

    Vimeo needs more balls
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Amen to that. Wanna co-moderate the Sack Channel?
  • Kevin Mosley 3 months ago
    This reply took a while...The answer is yes.

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  • wreckandsalvage 3 months ago
    *
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  • willy 3 months ago
    Holy crap! Where do I sign up. I want the manly-he-man outfit he was wearing!
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  • amber bird 3 months ago
    What the hell??? That did take the Lip Dub somewhere very very bad. But omg funny. Did America Apparel hire you or do you work for them or what?????
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  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    It's based on a live sketch and song I wrote for the San Francisco Sketchfest last year.

    This director (Evan Leong) approached us to make a video about it, so I went straight to american apparel and bought a, ahem, very snugg woman's sized medium swimsuit and started walking around the store. I got a similar reaction to yours, so I put that magical $70 outfit on the old credit card, and the rest is herstory.

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  • Anna Lodwick 3 months ago
    This is so great! When is your next show??
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  • Reggie Watts 3 months ago
    Exact analysis achieved!
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Ahahahaha. Thanks, Reggie!
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  • Billy is my real name 3 months ago
    Where can I download this song? AMAZING haha.

    I could not stop laughing.
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  • cowstace 2 months ago
    hahaa that's so funny!
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  • Francis 1 month ago
    ah, my eyes are burning! 8)
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  • Travelatix 1 month ago
    Yeah, American... hehehe... funny.
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  • Jake Williams 1 month ago
    I think uh... I have what it takes.

    Second the sack channel.
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    ha! thanks, jake.

    When i first read your comment, i thought it read "the second sack channel". Either way, I think we have a great idea on ours hands. Not our hands, but you know...
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  • Rusty Rogers 30 days ago
    Oh MY!
    That was so wrong, on so many levels...
    but I couldn't stop watching!

    Thanks for blurring your bits!
    Now I can show my kids!
  • Chris Garcia 30 days ago
    Yes! I made this for the children! I make all my videos for the children.
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  • Matthew Schuler 30 days ago
    This makes me want to go buy a $20 dollar plain white T-shirt.
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