Oh my god i love steampunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, that is just soooo wrong.

when can i buy one?

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I prefer the third generation that was actually steam powered to make the skin stretch better.

"...and if the skin breaks..." you, sir, just made me spit tuny chunks of chewed food on my screen. I'll be better prepared next time. really.

Attention everyone... "Merlin" is now a synonym for "smart-ass"... carry on.

h.g. wells' masturbatory sketchbook... hilarious!

wowie!

Slick... very slick. Who among us HASN'T used an oldschool tea press for genital mutilation?!

I was wondering how you handle the issue of bad humours spreading when used in the circle jerque setting? I would suggest a leech attachment.

Vimeo should really have an "automatically fav anything posted by merlin" feature.

Artis-anal indeed.

You are indeed a craftsman.

Of course I had to respond in kind:

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that was hard to watch

You, Merlin, just rocked everything I thought I knew.

That is hilarious! I laughed so hard you would not believe! Tears running down my face right now!

A whole whale...a peaked Union cap, and a veal cow.....ingredients a wee bit harder to find these days than in other times

As an actual ardent fan of steampunk, I'm deeply offended --

but also strangely titillated...

where's the link to the plans you mentioned? I did a google search nothing came up.

ROFL thats brilliant!! The three cities "Manchester, Yorkshire and the West End of London" .. genius.

Whereabouts in Yorkshire? I live in Yorkshire... I might know someone who can hook you up in future ;)

Brilliant. Only just discovered you today, and have spent the past 20 minutes laughing—a lot.

The new Woody Allen.

steampunk penis pump. say that ten times fast!