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As you may know, I'm an ardent fan of "steampunk." Here's a DIY project I recently completed.

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  • Ballookey Klugeypop 3 years ago
    I was going to e-mail this link to my husband, but no. I want to be home to see the tears streaming down his face as he's laughing. Awesome.
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  • Karen Abad plus 3 years ago
    Oh my god i love steampunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Karen Abad plus 3 years ago
    This is awesome...hahaha. artisanal unijar...hahah
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  • josephsmtih 3 years ago
    when can i buy one?
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  • Keith Stattenfield 3 years ago
    I've got the perfect product for you, Merlin, to help you out with that size issue:

    penisreductionpills.com/
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  • merlik 3 years ago
    I prefer the third generation that was actually steam powered to make the skin stretch better.
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  • Raziel Panic 3 years ago
    "...and if the skin breaks..." you, sir, just made me spit tuny chunks of chewed food on my screen. I'll be better prepared next time. really.
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  • Stephen Lewis plus 3 years ago
    Attention everyone... "Merlin" is now a synonym for "smart-ass"... carry on.
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  • leslie plus 3 years ago
    h.g. wells' masturbatory sketchbook... hilarious!
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  • Ryan Humm 3 years ago
    wowie!
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  • boh3m3 3 years ago
    Slick... very slick. Who among us HASN'T used an oldschool tea press for genital mutilation?!
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  • Paul Gibson 3 years ago
    I was wondering how you handle the issue of bad humours spreading when used in the circle jerque setting? I would suggest a leech attachment.
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  • Graham Ballantyne 3 years ago
    Vimeo should really have an "automatically fav anything posted by merlin" feature.

    Artis-anal indeed.
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  • Andrew Mager 3 years ago
    You are indeed a craftsman.
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  • Jake von Slatt 3 years ago
    Of course I had to respond in kind:

    vimeo.com/866776
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  • J Robert Mac 3 years ago
    that was hard to watch
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  • Derek Reiff 3 years ago
    You, Merlin, just rocked everything I thought I knew.
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  • Georgie Hammerton 3 years ago
    That is hilarious! I laughed so hard you would not believe! Tears running down my face right now!
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  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 3 years ago
    A whole whale...a peaked Union cap, and a veal cow.....ingredients a wee bit harder to find these days than in other times
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  • James Hill 3 years ago
    ROFL thats brilliant!! The three cities "Manchester, Yorkshire and the West End of London" .. genius.
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  • Jonic Linley 3 years ago
    Whereabouts in Yorkshire? I live in Yorkshire... I might know someone who can hook you up in future ;)
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  • ilovetypography.com 3 years ago
    Brilliant. Only just discovered you today, and have spent the past 20 minutes laughing—a lot.

    The new Woody Allen.
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  • greg 3 years ago
    steampunk penis pump. say that ten times fast!
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  • John Thomas Kooz 2 years ago
    Amazingly hilarious!! so awesome.
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  • Don Schaffner 2 years ago
    Just re-discovered this. The Leonardo Da Vinci of masturbation.
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