
How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee
2 years ago
DISCLAIMER: This video is meant to be a joke for my coffee industry friends. If you were to actually try this, it would taste nasty and probably make you sick.
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Some other tips for a better cup ...
1. Coffee cups made from the bones of railroad workers from the turn of the century (less heat lose when the coffee is poured in).
2. A splash of urine or ammonia with a dash of salt, this pulls the heavy metals and mercury out of the coffee bean, it also removes all the nicotine from the bean.
3. Bamboo stir-stick from a tree gnawed on by a panda, hello! thats coffee making 101 here folks!
4. Not once in the hand sorting did I see the removal of any rat feces, we all know 25% of all coffee beans are rat droppings.
5. Was that European mountain rainwater you used? if not I would spit that swill in your face!
6. Women shouldnt be exposed to coffee while its brewing, the chemical scent can cause instant impregnation, very annoying and difficult to explain to parents.
7. Little known fact, coffee was originally created as a liquid to fill waterbeds, after a few leaks people realized it tasted good.
Did I miss anything?
/me: gets coat. :-D
Very enjoyable video. I look forward to your instruction on making sugar cubes.
great video guys !
-Daniel
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