This video teaches surefire methods to A) prevent procrastination, B) get a girlfriend (or significant other of any preferred gender) C) dress your handsomest, D) eat a bag of funyuns in just one sitting, and E) beat your birds at flappy human. All that and a bag of chips in less than 3.3333 minutes. I'm hungry.

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