Now learn to play the guitar. :)

That sucked - but considering you can't actually TUNE a guitar like this I guess I will cut you a break.

this had the ability to be pretty cool, instead it's a shit sandwich.

that was awful

Marshall recommends that after you switch on the power, you wait about two minutes before you switch on the standby, or you risk damaging the valves.

camera trick? are we actually just seeing 1 guitar, doubled in post? I think so...

sick...

Pretty cool!

I think you'd be better served making it fretless. To get the most out of a guitar like that you want a couple things:

You want to be able to play microtonal notes based on the harmonic series so that the unplucked part of the string will resonate the most.

The other reason for removing the frets is that when you fret the string frets on both sides. You want the string ratios of the plucked and unplucked notes to be complimentary- which means one point of contact when dividing the string, not two. (also I think the distance from fret to fret with your finger on it would act to dampen the 3rd bridge effect.)