Where I'm originally from, it's considered common practice to walk through a parking lot and just put your adverts on every car you can find. That's like saying, "Here. You throw this away."

But, I never just throw it away. I torture the poor soul. Once, I even recorded it. The really funny part is not in my performance, but in the contrast between the guy's reactions to the two different types of characters I play. That says a lot about the United States.

Though it isn't without its joys, people like this make it not worth living in the States.

The clip during the second call was actually cut from my Silly Home Videos series, and was not part of the actual call. I threw it in because it looked like it fit.

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