ASAF FEBRUARY SPOT

Some snarky people tried to convince me that my big beautiful Blender 3D cylinder, rotating in the center, was being worshiped by a local cult of penis worshipers. Well, I had absolutely NOTHING to do with THAT! Was it a thing? Probably not. It was probably just this 18 year old jokester we had on staff named Cody Broadway. He loved spreading rumors and lies and watching people go insane because of it. Once, he rigged my phone before I got to work so that it was just, weeeeird. I wanted to strangle him, but it was all in jest. Yeah, let's set booby traps for the old guy, watch his heart explode, and get some laughs!
Perfectly equipped for the deceit and intrigue involved in climbing any corporate ladder, and still occasionally doing something creative, Cody, I hear, is running his own TV station these days. Has won shelves full of Emmys. 4 kids. Loving wife, WITH a career!
Figures.
I taught him everything he knows.
Ha!