i like the shoulder kiss and i believe in stairs too

I like Eric... and I think Marta is so cute. She's little.

Stairs are a lot better than God to believe in because you can just be like "look, there's some stairs". Becky and I definitely believe this statement to be true.

good thing she didn't tell anyone it was broken

The last thing you said is brilliant.

Eric reminds me of Rusty from National Lampoons European Vacation.

I'm not getting in that elevator...No way Jose.

The elevators at our office eat people for lunch hour. Fortunately, I often work at home. Stairs are your friends, unless your shoelaces are untied.

That kinda thing happens at NYU way more than it should.

don't take this the wrong way, but it's weird/surprising to me that this is so interesting to watch. it would seem like a random 48-second video snippet of someone else's life would be boring, but for some reason, it's like...cool...i was just in an elevator in new york with some people.