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the ethics of when it is and isn't ok to take a bike that isn't yours. it's never ok to take somebody's bike, it's always ok to take nobody's bike.

again; the fight at the beginning is not me, i don't know who it is. i don't care, i just think it's a good example of why not to take something that's not yours.

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  • William Molina 2 years ago
    Mr. Neistat, what's the name of the song all the way at the end? It sounds familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
  • Jodi Brennan 2 years ago
    I was feeling the same relaxing feeling as I did when I heard this when I was a young child. I agree with you, I know this tune.
  • Martin Franchi 1 year ago
    The Noveltones - Left Bank Two. It may be familiar as it's a track used in Vision On, a BBC show for kids from the early 70's. I watched it in Canada on TVO. Found a youtube clip: bit.ly/blBQfW

    For Vision On try this: its-prof-again.co.uk/vision_on1.htm
  • Wray Bowling 1 year ago
    It was also popularized in Little Big Planet
  • limawhiskey 1 year ago
    Not to mention "Hart's Art":
    news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7837849.stm
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  • Mahyar Rostami 2 years ago
    hahahaha why was that one after the toughy OK? it looked like it was locked up that afternoon!
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  • Amy D. 2 years ago
    Love it. You guys are hilarious.
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  • Laurens Neels 2 years ago
    haha cool
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  • Alex Fatkulin 2 years ago
    waiting forward for new videos! :)
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  • Patryk Godlewski 2 years ago
    Ha! That's great! You are awesome! Looking forward to more stuff!
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  • Dave Pardo 2 years ago
    Love the videos. Keep 'em coming!!
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  • Jodi Brennan 2 years ago
    I road the bad bike they threw in my yard, didn't have breaks, and the first couple of times I road it and walked it through the city streets it was strudy. Then it showed up a a politcal event in the parking ramp of the police headquarters and I just picked it up and threw it in the trunk of Jaguar and brought it home. Then they loosened the seat and handle bars and I road it some more. We give bikes away in this state. Most of them lay around without any locks. Mine has special meaning :)
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  • Carter Belleau plus 2 years ago
    I love your videos. Period. Great stuff.
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  • eileen tam 2 years ago
    love your videos. they're so funny! Great editing job.
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  • trish m. 2 years ago
    how do you know if it's no one's bike? jw..
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  • Ben Berlin 1 year ago
    I'm confused. Why was it ok to steal that bike? I would assume if someone locked it up it's someone's bike.
  • Kuba Sagan 1 year ago
    I think it's because of the broken wheel
  • Trevor Leyenhorst 1 year ago
    i could be wrong, but i think he was using something called sarcasm to hammer home a point. pretty much every bike is somebody's bike!
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  • Juan Ignacio Serra 1 year ago
    You are really a pro, the style of your videos are awesome! The handwritten signs, the stop-motion animations, the music! It's perfect, really great job!
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  • victor zambrano 1 year ago
    thanks mate, now many a wanker knows how to, probably not caring if it's right or not...
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  • steev hise plus 1 year ago
    well done video! you got some skillz.

    but i don't think you explained well enough what made that last bike "nobody's". This is a really problematic idea, though I see what you're getting at. people leave bikes all over the place and they just sit there and rot when someone could be using them, or using the space to lock up. it's especially crazy on and near college campuses where all the rich kids don't care cuz daddy will buy them a new bike next year anyway.

    but, here's the problem: who gets to make the call? who decides which bike is "nobody's", and for that matter who "nobody" is? and what if you're wrong? the whole thing reminds me of a lot of justifications for imperialism and colonization of "new" lands. Like the whole "Terra Nullius" concept which stated that if land was not being used "productively" by "civilized" people, then it was ok for the Europeans to take it. by force if necessary (which it usually was). But who gets to decide what is "civilized" or "productive"?

    What are you doing with all these reclaimed/rescued bikes? it would be great if you were donating them to some cool bike collective that fixed them up and gave them to poor people, or better yet taught the poor people how to fix them themselves. or at least lend out the angle grinder to poor people. but you, i mean, if you can afford a video camera and a laptop to edit on and 2 angle grinders, etc etc, then you probably don't need to take that bike. in fact, you already have a bike, i noticed.

    not trying to be overly critical, just bringing up some ethical complications to your ethical system...
  • I think the only reason he took the bike was to make a point about the possibility that taking a bike can, in some cases, be OK.

    Also, as much as it's a technicality, it's also fairly self-explanatory for any individual with an ethics system that doesn't intend to harm or rob anyone or further do anyone an injustice(, to notice that).

    An unused, dilapidated bike that takes up space and rots and rusts into the ground after a very clearly sustained, outlined and determined period of time is doing no one any favours.

    Furthermore, I think that at the end of the day, your comment coupled with the opinion/s offered within this video, prove that once again these sorts of decisions come down to what any given, particular individual believes personally and such decisions exist only in the unique, fleeting circumstances of any given, possible occasion in which they exist and would be best to be treated as such.

    /crazy (but hopefully thought-provoking) jargon.
  • steev hise plus 1 year ago
    hi rigged,
    you're kind of just rehashing the point originally (but inadequately, IMHO) made by the video itself, and not really answering the concerns i brought up. also, the video purports to provide some general guidelines and yet you seem to be also be saying one can make no general rule and everything is up in the air and to be decided only in each unique case. seems contradictory and not very useful to me. why make the video at all then? just for laughs i guess.
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  • Lunetten Dudes 1 year ago
    heey ! Come to holland and help us, we need a bike!!!!! We have a lot of bikes here.....
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  • Lunetten Dudes 1 year ago
    It's ok!
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  • SRM 1 year ago
    very good vid. are you familiar with emo philips?
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  • the source project plus 1 year ago
    my god! finally. A Tony Heart fan.
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  • iquanyin moon 1 year ago
    yes, your vids are great :D i dedicate this one to honolulu, where bike thieves run prolific and where my gift bike, a canondale, got stolen in the first week.
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  • Jasper Tandy 1 year ago
    And for an extra nugget of wisdom; bolt cutters are great for breaking into lockers at the Y.
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  • Robert Roaldi 1 year ago
    Terrific work.
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  • Mike Walton 1 year ago
    Haha, nice video. What's the name of the song around the middle of the video?
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  • Jake Sherman 1 year ago
    These are great
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  • Doug Ross 1 year ago
    Can you steal your own bike? Anyway, made me lol. Thanks!
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  • Brian Khoo 1 year ago
    Gotta love your videos. Awesome stuff. Gives me inspiration for my uni app video! Thanks!
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  • Daryl Boyden-Watts 1 year ago
    oh boy do i love your films.
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  • Travis Wittwer 1 year ago
    Great mixture of video styles, filming techniques.
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  • bluzich 1 year ago
    great videos, i realy enjoyed watching them.
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  • Evan Gallagher 1 year ago
    Well made video, funny, but stupid... no bike is "nobodys" if a bike is locked up to something that means it someones even if they left it there for a while.

    Video would have been better if the owner of that bike came out and kicked your ass whilst you were stealing "nobodys" bike
  • Nahuel882 2 weeks ago
    is a bike of their own. Is establishing a single point. Who gives you the right to stop a bike 2 years rotting in the street. The irony can't seems to be your thing.
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  • Kyle Sullivan 1 year ago
    You are wonderful.
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  • Ron Kubik 1 year ago
    I saw all your movies. YOu are very creative. Good job!
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  • Drew Eckse 1 year ago
    At 04:54 , was that a real burglar? Just curious.
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  • Nilz plus 1 year ago
    I came to the same conclusion about these ethics the other month...
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  • austen seierstad 10 months ago
    i am just a nobody. if you steal nobodies bike you are still susceptible to a beating. there are vigilantes for nobodies bike out there.
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  • Tony Soprano 8 months ago
    Wow! Now i know. That was great and informative.
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  • Kareem Francis 5 months ago
    Very kool and educational. Plus glad u didn't lose a finger
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