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I wrote a poem about where I would most like to pee. Turns out it's space.

(music: Gui Boratto - "Scene 1")
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  • Kevin Mosley 3 months ago
    Thanks for the reading.
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  • Bill 3 months ago
    I too would love to pee in space!!!!!
  • VendelasCity 3 months ago
    But wait! What about the zero gravity effect? Wouldn't there be, um, backsplash??
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  • uncleboatshoes 3 months ago
    In baseball terms, sir, this was a homerun.

    1 point!
    good job!

    go team!
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  • Scruff_E_Guy 3 months ago
    everyone needs a goal to shoot for... reach for the stars...
  • walt 1 month ago
    more like 'pee' to the stars,

    best joke ever
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  • GrumpyMama 3 months ago
    such a boy thing...
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  • mikedup 3 months ago
    way to shoot for the stars!
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  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Way to go, p.p. cummings.
  • Adrian Chen 3 months ago
    A+ comment!
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  • Loonachic 3 months ago
    "my cat" ha ha ha!
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  • 3d60 3 months ago
    oh yes integalletic urinal behavoiur....
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  • Sunny Dawn 3 months ago
    This is the first poem that my children have liked well enough to memorize and recite in full. Thanks Adrian! (We'll introduce them to Shakespeare...but all in good time...)
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  • "Rank as a urinal, dark as my sole!"
    Makes me wonder... How did you come up with this poem?
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