FOX Japan - "Glenn Beck" (NSFW)

FOX Japan - "Glenn Beck"
drawings by Jesse Young
edited by Andy Pickens
foxjapan.net
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lyrics:::
Glenn Beck walks into a Cold Stone in Wheeling, West Virginia with his cock in his hand (with his cock in his hand!) wearing a Members Only jacket and demanding Gotta Have Its of our Strawberry Blonde. And he's gesticulating wildly, ordering every single topping, and the girls behind the counter are terrified but keep on kneading. And he's traveling across the the country, because his show has just been cancelled and all he wants to do is drive and jerk off and eat ice cream.
Glenn Beck, he gets to thinking that the girls who work at Cold Stone are a little bit like strippers who don't take off their clothes, 'cause they take special requests (wink) and they dance when you tip them, and have names like Mint Michelle and Cotton Mandy. And Glenn gets back into his car, and he feels awkward and confused about the havoc he just wreaked upon these poor young women's lives. And his forehead gets all sweaty and his fingers get all sticky and he doesn't stop to wash them, he just drives into the night.
He's driving north on 77 to a friend's house in Toledo and he gets to driving west on the Ohio Turnpike. And he pulls off at an exit - there's an all-night restaurant, and the cashier is a dark-skinned man with a small child. And the kid misbehaving and the cashier picks him up and whispers to him while the register pops open and the receipt prints. And Beck is oddly touched by this, and he looks the cashier in the eye, and he fumbles with the change and drops a nickel on the counter.
"You appear to be a Muslim, and yet a human being. You appear to be an A-rab, and yet a human being."
Glenn Beck, he gets to feeling sick and he crouches in the parking lot, and he turns around and drives back east to New York. And he thinks of leaving showbiz, maybe give away the money the he made being an asshole, helping white guys stay mad. And Interstate 80's desolate, and he's in central Pennsylvania, and he pulls off the road with a clear head for the first time. And he thinks about Keith Ellison, the drugs, and his ex-wife, and the ways he can repay the world for the trouble he's caused.
Glenn Beck looks at the stars and then throws up near the car and says, "I'm gonna join the Peace Corps, go to India."
Cock cock cock cock, Glenn Beck's cock.....
Think about it.